The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For getting emo. That's Scde's job.

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for denying it.

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for believing I called anyone emo!

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for puking over the busdriver.

[small]A friend of mine actually did that once. eugh.[/small]

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for [redacted]

 

[Scde2]

For burning the bacon!

 

[Voodoomancer]

For building a woman out of bacon.

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for confusing this with another thread.

[small]And also omnomnomnomnom![/small]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For eating!

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for drinking.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For breathing!

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for metabolizing!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For stabilizing!