The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to make any kind of sense!

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for demanding sense from me!

Sqwuibbdilly swabble bleefla!

 

[Neonbob]

...for eating a sack of chicken!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For eating a chicken of sack!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not eating enough Crunchy Chicks!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For microwaving my peeps!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not loving the big fluffy things!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I ever gave him a chance to taste them!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For not confusing the terms for "marshmallow nastiness" and "friends!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking there's a difference!
They're both for eating!

 

[Neonbob]

...for joining your worst enemy in a game of pong!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing we go carting during the weekends!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For go karting with Bowser!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking Bowser is my worst enemy!
[sup]Not that any of my enemies can really be called "opposition"...[/sup]

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for something or other.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being the Scunthorpe problem!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For no reason at all!
You just are!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For thinking that this problem is not endemic on these forums!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking it's a problem!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For not solving this problem!

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