The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For thinking his royal blood makes him the best by default.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not knowing that royal blood tastes better.

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for abusing your status to get discounts at McDonalds.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for eating my flies.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for ignoring me.

I AM BEING OBNOXIOUS THIS IS MY OBNOXIOUS VOICE NEENER NEENER NEENER!!!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...forBLARGHBLATRGSGLKJGLBLARRAARRGARGHHHI'MANNOYINGYOU,I'MANNOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYINGYOULALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAL!!!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for [HEADING=1]&#3232_&#3232[/HEADING]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For stuff.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For thinking I'd let you examine my life!

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for thinking that's inappropriate, given the circumstances and the cosmic alignment of Jupiter in relation to Aquarius.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for...lolwut?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For thinking he's a threat.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For thinking its going to come to fisticuffs.

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for, uhm, dammit can't think of anything...