The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For banning people for only calling you a masochist!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For getting worker down over that.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For making typos!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For *spawn new teeth, this time with fangs* not expecting this!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For confusing violence with trollishness and not growing yourself some fangs too!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For calling those fangs!

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for not having sabreteeth instead

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not telling me how to type in Japanese yet!

For being a ninja!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For ignoring me!
*Gets enraged*
*Starts exterminating all you fetishes*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I can't!
*Doesn't bother with finding out what all your fetishes are and just exterminates everything and nothing*