The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For Dun Dun DUUUUUN!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a ham!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having such a warm heart!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For suplexing the Phantom Train!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For not taking my hat and cloak!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For stealing his cloak but letting him keep his dagger!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For confusing my dagger with my chocolate bar! Stop that! You might stain my suit if you remove the wrapper!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For confusing your chocolate bar with your 1:100 scale real life Great Mighty Poo clone!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for already having blood stains all over the suit.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having chocolate syrup coursing through his veins.

[sup]You are the last descendant of Willy Wonka.
The time has come for you to take up your legacy.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being the new god-king of the Oompa Loompas.