The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For... Yes, I know it's boring, that's why I don't use most of my abillities when destroying something...

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For letting me get a rise out of you!
[sup]Well, I guess I'm a succesful troll now...[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... Why didn't you list tri and tri-curious?
[sup]Did you forget about herms and cuntboys?[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... Well, you counted females...

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... Well, isn't that something? Neither do I.

 

[Neonbob]

...for chaining my ankles to a fat boring lady!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not finding a solution for that!

 

[Neonbob]

...for filling a bracket with poop!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For filling poop with brackets!

 

[Neonbob]

...for nailgunning my stapler to my leg!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For predicting the future!

 

[Scde2]

For groping cacti!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not groping them!

 

[Scde2]

For not molesting them!

 

[Neonbob]

...for encouraging his bad behavior!