The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For *Sound of me leaving to get my bus*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not noticing I have returned!
[sup]Now, to read that book...[/sup]

EDIT: Well, I've just read the first page...
Here's what I thought:

Spoiler: Oooh, I like that Ball Alaric guy... He seems fun to hang out with....

Spoiler: Gramatical errors?!

Spoiler: My only weakness! NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Spoiler: *Explodes*

Spoiler: ...

*Reforms*
Just kidding...

EDIT2: Lols at the Portal reference...

 

[Lambi]

For being a reader!

[sup]Not saying I'm not one as well...[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being one too!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being a dreamer.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I prefer having nightmares!

 

[Neonbob]

...for banishing me to the realm of fatties!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For belonging there!

 

[Neonbob]

...for sticking pins in my ear!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Banned for trying to get them out!

 

[Neonbob]

...for mixing up games!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking that matters!
You're still banned!

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to ban ME!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For still posting after getting banned!

 

[Neonbob]

...for losing the banning!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For losing your nukes!

 

[Neonbob]

...for daring to call me lackluster!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... That's what I'll be calling you from now on, lackluster.