The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for planning on bothering me over Twitter!
[sup]I don't indeed. ;p[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For using the internet!

 

[Neonbob]

...for misusing it!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For getting yourself in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun!

 

[Neonbob]

...for overuse of the word "orange"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For underuse of the color black!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For not being able to understand the simple concept of black being a hue, not a color!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For showing his face around these parts again!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not smashing said face with a sledgehammer!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For stealing my artfaghammer!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not being able to read the next line!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For spongecake.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For cheesecake!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For caked cheese!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For cookies!

 

[Neonbob]

...for biting my junk!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having junk!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being junk!