The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for bounding out of my hair!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For bouncing!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned

Banned for performing experiments on a person who needs to write this program by Wednesday!

Banned for...
What does this program have to do and in what language does it have to be?

Loop through a few arrays, check some averages against a standard deviation, calculate some more averages by throwing out bad numbers, and then determining which average is the highest with what numbers thrown out. In C.

I'd explain more, but apparently Angry Birds ate my laptop's battery like no tomorrow. Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have been playing...

Then why don't you plug it into a power outlet?

Because I don't bring my charger with me to school.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Banned

Banned for performing experiments on a person who needs to write this program by Wednesday!

Banned for...
What does this program have to do and in what language does it have to be?

Loop through a few arrays, check some averages against a standard deviation, calculate some more averages by throwing out bad numbers, and then determining which average is the highest with what numbers thrown out. In C.

I'd explain more, but apparently Angry Birds ate my laptop's battery like no tomorrow. Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have been playing...

Then why don't you plug it into a power outlet?

Because I don't bring my charger with me to school.

Well, you should!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned

Banned for performing experiments on a person who needs to write this program by Wednesday!

Banned for...
What does this program have to do and in what language does it have to be?

Loop through a few arrays, check some averages against a standard deviation, calculate some more averages by throwing out bad numbers, and then determining which average is the highest with what numbers thrown out. In C.

I'd explain more, but apparently Angry Birds ate my laptop's battery like no tomorrow. Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have been playing...

Then why don't you plug it into a power outlet?

Because I don't bring my charger with me to school.

Well, you should!

I usually don't need to bring it with me, so I leave it at home because it's a pain to carry around.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Banned

Banned for performing experiments on a person who needs to write this program by Wednesday!

Banned for...
What does this program have to do and in what language does it have to be?

Loop through a few arrays, check some averages against a standard deviation, calculate some more averages by throwing out bad numbers, and then determining which average is the highest with what numbers thrown out. In C.

I'd explain more, but apparently Angry Birds ate my laptop's battery like no tomorrow. Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have been playing...

Then why don't you plug it into a power outlet?

Because I don't bring my charger with me to school.

Well, you should!

I usually don't need to bring it with me, so I leave it at home because it's a pain to carry around.

If you bring your laptop, you should at least bring your charger, USB mouse and a UTP cable which is at least 5 meters long!

Well, I'm gonna go sleep now.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For going to sleep!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for drinking and flying a pterodactyl at the same time.

[sup]So much irresponsibility.
I am so very disappoint.[/sup]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For making my head hurt!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for blaming me!

[sup]You're the one who told me to hammer some nails into your forehead.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not using my arse protector!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to patent hands.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Banned because I feel like banning in the troll threat!

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to stick with one story!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Banned for not going along!

 

[Neonbob]

...for dancing to no music!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... Shake Shake Shake! Shake Shake Shake! Shake you booty!

 

[Neonbob]

...for covering your face with gold chains!1

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not liking gold!