The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for loading my Nerf gun with paintballs!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For loading my Nerf gun with explosives!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for putting a pony on the moon.

 

[Neonbob]

...for questioning my decisions!

 

[Ren3004]

For making questionable decisions.

 

[Neonbob]

...for denying their culpability!

 

[Ren3004]

For making an army of mutant whales.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for marrying the queen of the mutant whales.

 

[Ren3004]

FOR TRYING TO GET IN THE WAY OF OUR LOVE!

 

[Scde2]

For being happy on the inside.

 

[Neonbob]

...for living on the outside!

 

[Ren3004]

For living inside my bathroom.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having the most comfortable toilet of all time.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not breaking in!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For nuking it (whatever he was supposed to break in to) from orbit before he got the chance!

 

[Neonbob]

...for busting me out of my lingerie!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not buying/creating/stealing/borrowing even better lingerie!