The Guy above me is a troll because...

[pyramid head grape]

For letting the world melt!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not liking it when the world melts!

 

[pyramid head grape]

For being older than me :O

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being an April Fool's joke!

 

[pyramid head grape]

For appreciating my birthday. ^^

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having a whole lot of Dwarf Fortess style fun!

 

[Ren3004]

For having a whole lot of Dwarf porn fun!

 

[pyramid head grape]

For post containing porn!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking porn!

 

[pyramid head grape]

For watching it!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not watching it more!

 

[pyramid head grape]

For being a reviewer of porn!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For staying away from porn!

 

[pyramid head grape]

For standing to close to the porn!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Banned for fearing the porn!

 

[pyramid head grape]

For mixing up threads and staring in a porn!

 

[Baby Eater]

For going through my porn stash!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being about to be eaten with butter and blood!

 

[Neonbob]

...for misusing the condiments!

 

[Baby Eater]

For filling the blood bottle with ketchup!