The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for having gimmicky hearts!

 

[pyramid head grape]

For being gone :O

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting into other people's pants!

 

[Roxas1359]

For confusing me?

 

[Scde2]

For OGRE-ING!

 

[Roxas1359]

For making me want to watch Shrek!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being obscenely silly!

 

[Roxas1359]

For making that seem like a bad thing!
[sub]Silly man, away! *flies off into the sunset*[/sub]

 

[pyramid head grape]

For leaving me all alone :C

 

[Roxas1359]

For not coming with me?

 

[Scde2]

For flying away with a rocketeer.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not wanting me to be jubilant!

 

[pyramid head grape]

For riding the nuke straight in them bloody whales!

 

[Roxas1359]

For not telling him to ride a nuke into another country!

 

[Neonbob]

...for wanting me to retarget!

 

[Roxas1359]

For not wanting to start a war with Russia!

 

[pyramid head grape]

For Retareget-ing hit both! ^^

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not donating your bones for my Bone Throne!

 

[Roxas1359]

For hoarding all the cheese to make a cheese man!