The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Roxas1359]

For crying some more baby!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

For not telling about yet another sunken thread.

 

[Roxas1359]

For not knowing that I've been here for quite a while now!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not telling more people about this thread so we can unsink it!

 

[Roxas1359]

For not using magic to take out my sister's wisdom teeth!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For forgetting I like it when people suffer!

 

[Roxas1359]

For not realizing that I already suffer enough!

 

[pyramid head grape]

For how could anyone forget. ^^

 

[Neonbob]

...for pushing me into a pack of puppies!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing that I already suffer enough!

For thinking there's such a thing as enough suffering!

 

[Roxas1359]

For breaking the Geneva Convention's treaty on cruelty!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For expecting me NOT to do so!
[sup]Seriously, it was pretty obvious that I was gonna do that.[/sup]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

...for pushing people to the limit!

For pushing the world's radiation threshold to the limit!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking there's any limit!

 

[Roxas1359]

For not realizing I'm an optimist.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being rather pessimistic for an optimist!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not loving the glow it gives you!

 

[Roxas1359]

For making vampires sparkle!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking those are vampires!
[sup]They're parasitic fairies![/sup]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being a COMMIE NAZI!