The Guy above me is a troll because...

[pyramid head grape]

For not using the poking stick >

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For...
You know, now that I think about it, if I put a shard of glass at the end of the stick, it would be even sharper...

*Breaks glass, adds glass to stick and continues poking*

 

[pyramid head grape]

For modding my stick D: *is poked* >.< It cuts deep.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not liking the mod!
*Continues poking*

 

[pyramid head grape]

For... *arm falls off* D:

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For...
Oh no, you're not getting off that easy!
*Reattaches arm*
*Continues poking*

 

[pyramid head grape]

For... my arm would have reattached itself, but thank you.

You may continue torturing me. ^^

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For...
Excellent!
*Continues poking*

 

[pyramid head grape]

For... your love is so painful D:

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... Yes, I love your pain.
*Continues poking*

 

[pyramid head grape]

For likely leaving soon D:

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For...
I'm not leaving yet, I'm gonna poke you some more first.

*Pokes at a ridiculous speed*

 

[pyramid head grape]

For going directly to jail and still collecting £200 D<


These pokes are starting to feel like stabs D:

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing I just go there to collect my pay!
[sup]They pay me to not destroy it.[/sup]

Also:
Yes, poking someone untill he's a pile of ground meat and bonemeal with a stick is a very slow process.
*Continues poking*

 

[pyramid head grape]

For I must have missed the news that day. XD

I wondered off to watch Cowboy Bebop. Your poking may continue. ^^

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For...
Actually, I'm gonna go sleep now.
*Sets up automatic magical poker*

 

[pyramid head grape]

for... good night to you.

>_< Oh shi- not the automatic magical poker anything but that. D:

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... Yes, the Automatic Magical Poker.

Now, 20% more pokey.

 

[pyramid head grape]

For... god help me... but you won't will you. XD

see what I did there

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For...
Of course I'll help you.
*Adds a second Automatic Magical Poker*