The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

For cod fish!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For trouts!
*trout slaps Rex Dark*

For bringing back the ancient tradition of trout slapping!
*TROUT-SLAP!*
[sup]It's been ages since we've done this...[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For trouts!
*trout slaps Rex Dark*

For bringing back the ancient tradition of trout slapping!
*TROUT-SLAP!*

For forgetting about slap trout!
*SLAP-TROUT*

For... Nice to meet you slap trout.
*Trout slaps slap trout*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For trouts!
*trout slaps Rex Dark*

For bringing back the ancient tradition of trout slapping!
*TROUT-SLAP!*

For forgetting about slap trout!
*SLAP-TROUT*

For... Nice to mee you slap trout.
*Trout slaps slap trout*

For...HEY! SLAP TROUT IS TROUT SLAP'S COUSIN!
*slap trouts trout slap*

For... TROUT FIGHT!
*TROUT-SLAP!*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For trouts!
*trout slaps Rex Dark*

For bringing back the ancient tradition of trout slapping!
*TROUT-SLAP!*

For forgetting about slap trout!
*SLAP-TROUT*

For... Nice to mee you slap trout.
*Trout slaps slap trout*

For...HEY! SLAP TROUT IS TROUT SLAP'S COUSIN!
*slap trouts trout slap*

For... TROUT FIGHT!
*TROUT-SLAP!*

FOR STARTING THE TROUT FIGHT!
*SLAP TROUTS*

For the Troutinator!

*TROUT-SLAP!*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For trouts!
*trout slaps Rex Dark*

For bringing back the ancient tradition of trout slapping!
*TROUT-SLAP!*

For forgetting about slap trout!
*SLAP-TROUT*

For... Nice to mee you slap trout.
*Trout slaps slap trout*

For...HEY! SLAP TROUT IS TROUT SLAP'S COUSIN!
*slap trouts trout slap*

For... TROUT FIGHT!
*TROUT-SLAP!*

FOR STARTING THE TROUT FIGHT!
*SLAP TROUTS*

For the Troutinator!

*TROUT-SLAP!*

FOR SLAPINATROUTER!

*SLAP-TROUT X5*

For the win!
*Big F-ing TROUT-SLAP 9000*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For me, pushing this button!
*ORBITAL TROUT-SLAP!*

 

[Ren3004]

For uncle Vernon and aunt Petunia.

*THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MAGIC!*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For...
*TROUT-SLAPKEDAVRA!*

 

[Ren3004]

For not knowing when to let go.

 

[Ren3004]

FOR GONDOR!!!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

FOR ALL CAPS!

*ONE TROUT TO SLAP THEM ALL!*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For tune cookies!

*ENGAGE THE TROUT-SLAP! ALL SYSTEMS ON!*

 

[Ren3004]

For "My laptop is hotter than yours".

 

[Ren3004]

For wanting me to have the slap trout.

 

[Ren3004]

For not calling now and getting an official Slap Trout T-shirt, absolutely free!

 

[Ren3004]

For not buying your own REN robot, 3004 model, for only $499.99!!!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For expecting people to buy robots when it's so much fun to build them yourself!

 

[Ren3004]

For not knowing that's how horrible explosions happen.

 

[Ren3004]

For thinking I don't know.