The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for making me feel new.

[sup]I lurked for six months, dammit![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for coining a better term.

 

[Empireth]

...for making me imagine both your avatars dance about saying that.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a n00b ninja.

[sup]...shit.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for insulting the n00b.

[sup]Oho! What now?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for this now.

*BFG 9000*

 

[Empireth]

...for shooting me with an effing big gun. The new one.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for lurking for 6 months.

[sup]I lurked for 5 minutes.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for being a pansy.

 

[Empireth]

...for calling me a stalker when he friended me first.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for failing to see me outside his window with my group of ninja killers.

[sup]@Empireth: How is that being a pansy?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that snorting chihuahuas is the way to go.

[sup]You're supposed to put 'em in a syringe and shoot it straight into your jugular.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not snorting old chinchilla fur.

[sup]That stuff is the shit.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for snorting old chinchilla fur.

[sup]@Sas: you have no willpower. no willpower = pansy.[/sup]