The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for making my belly bleed!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

...for making my belly bleed!

For feeling no guilt about your acts of terror!

 

[Neonbob]

...for leaving me in the lurch!

 

[Roxas1359]

For ruining all of Shakespeare's plays.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

...for leaving me in the lurch!

For expecting to be left in the gutter!

 

[Neonbob]

...for makin mah teeth hoit!

 

[Roxas1359]

For destorying the Death Star twice.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

...for makin mah teeth hoit!

For not knowing better than to eat the marbles!

For destorying the Death Star twice.

For not improving the defenses.

 

[Baby Eater]

For closing the blast doors!

 

[Neonbob]

...for blinking fifty times without thinking!

 

[Roxas1359]

For killing the hamsters.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

...for blinking fifty times without thinking!

For never blinking, you creepy fuck.

For killing the hamsters.

For thinking the hamsters are his main targets.

 

[Roxas1359]

For killing Sean Connery and editing all copies of his movies to have the Foever Alone face on all golf his characters.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For me not seeing the posts!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For overloading the thread display hamsters again!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For overloading the thread display hamsters again!

For breaking the Escapist.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not getting better thread display hamsters!

 

[Roxas1359]

For murdering Frankenstein!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For dracula.

 

[Neonbob]

...for leaving me in a closet with nothing but a broom to keep me company!