The Guy above me is a troll because...

[mParadox]

He owes me a favour for doing him a favour. =D

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... Ah. Did you kill Superman?

 

[mParadox]

What? Nawwww. Set him up with a hot date.

WITH DESTINY.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... Who? Lex or Superman?

 

[mParadox]

Both actually. Although Lex was loads more desperate. =D

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... So how how did his date with Desmond Tiny go?

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not setting me up with Lex. D:

 

[Lazy Kitty]

FOR SASQUATCH!

 

[mParadox]

For... So how how did his date with Desmond Tiny go?

It was... awkward. Lex kept on bragging about how huge his company was and how hard he was at work. Silly goose.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... Anything about his victories over Superman?

 

[mParadox]

He was lampshading it. Didn't want to really talk about it.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... *Begins staring at you*

 

[mParadox]

*pats* I know, I'm too good to be true.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For *keeps staring*

 

[mParadox]

*flips hair* I'm fabulous. ;D

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For *Piercing stare*

 

[mParadox]

Your stare makes me so mellow~

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... Yes... And soon, my stare will turn you into a marshmellow!
MWUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!*
*keeps staring*

 

[mParadox]

Oooooh. Marshmellows. o-o

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For the *stare*

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