The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Roxas1359]

For not being around much!
*glomps*

 

[Baby Eater]

*Suplexs*

For getting rusty!

 

[Roxas1359]

For misspelling Souplex!
Also, for adding to his ego if he reads that!

 

[Baby Eater]

For actually misspelling Suplex! *Double-legged Camel lock suplex*
And as a result, actually adding to his ego.

 

[Roxas1359]

For assuming I know these things! >.<

 

[Roxas1359]

For not joining in August!
August is cool that's why!

 

[Baby Eater]

For conforming to the mainstream form of thinking, man.

 

[Roxas1359]

For not realizing that you've already conformed by becoming a member in August.

 

[Baby Eater]

For trying to kill my jive with your slick lingo.

I am The Dude.

 

[Roxas1359]

For being the dude!

 

[mParadox]

For questioning the wise words of the Dude! D:

 

[Roxas1359]

For not being in this thread for a long time!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For hamster cannibalism.

 

[Baby Eater]

For not enjoying our hamster cuisine.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For having business cards.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a sloppy professional.

[sup]Fun fact time.
I found my 62,000th post. It was over a year ago.
Yikes.[/sup]

 

[Roxas1359]

For slowing down in posting!

 

[Sassafrass]

For not asking me to bring up the reasons why.

[sup]Seriously though, don't.
It won't be pretty.[/sup]

 

[Roxas1359]

For trying to tempt to go back into his white van!

I don't care how much candy you have!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For letting the hamsters be dead again, just when I come here after a long time.