The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Desert Warrior]

For being an egg....I dislike eggs

 

[XJ-0461]

...for disliking eggs.

 

[Nukey]

......for having a guitar

 

[Desert Warrior]

For looking like Billy Mayes

 

[Fraught]

...For laughing maniacally for no reason.

 

[XJ-0461]

...for being a lightsabre-wielding raccoon in autumn.

 

[Nukey]

.....for being a hippie

 

[XJ-0461]

...for having a beard, but no sunglasses.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being made of people.

[sub]Just like Soylent Green.[/sub]

 

[deathless14]

for killing the blue dot thing repetley

 

[XJ-0461]

...for being a sith lord. I'm not sure what one, but I know he belongs to the dark side.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

...for adding random numbers to the end of his name.

 

[XJ-0461]

...for conforming.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...he probably tastes like chicken.