The Guy above me is a troll because...

[G-Virus]

...because he can't understand why anyone would play a troll female.

 

[MasterSqueak]

...Because he's all anime-ey.

 

[Captainguy42]

...Because his Avatar is eating the world.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

...Communist Mario fails at pointing.

 

[Sparrow]

...He didn't use "he", "she", "her, or "his" in his sentance.

 

[Insanum]

...he uses a type of bird as his username

 

[Salmaras]

... He doesn't even have a real word as his name

 

[Pm0n3y]

...the characters on his avatar don't have mouths

 

[CompanionCube]

...thinks mouths are a requirement

 

[VargRaev]

..He is some kind of box.

 

[Pm0n3y]

...is some type of troll...i think

 

[Insanum]

...has numbers in his unsername.

(Fyi for salmaras above - Tis a latin word ¬¬)

 

[Naheal]

...he th1nkz...perhaps that he'z 1337.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...he has a chin beard.

 

[darkenergy134]

... doesn't appreciate the power of the chin beard.

 

[VargRaev]

...doesnt have an Avatar.

 

[hopeneverdies]

Questions the validity of not having an avatar.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

...has long girly hair...and smells like fish

 

[lostclause]

...has an all cap username.