The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising I don't care.

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[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for telling lies of such grandeur.
...for not caring.

ʆ _ ʆ

 

[Sassafrass]

..for thinking I care what he thinks.

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[Sassafrass]

...for not bowing in front of my awesomeness.

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[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a disappoint.

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[Sassafrass]

...for not impressing the important people.

[sup]Remember we own you. &#5588_&#0124[/sup]

[sup]And I bid thee good night, crazy fools. I leave you with this.[/sup]

Drive safely!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not wanting to impress me.
...for encouraging safe driving.

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[Sassafrass]

...for failing to realise I was waiting for this moment.

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Now I do really go.

Bye!

 

[Empireth]

...for being a part of no faces making sense.

[sup]@Sas: That's right... go lie down in the shallow grave... Go on...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to bury Sas alive.

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[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not wanting to inflict a worse fate upon him.

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[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for lacking any symmetry in his eyeballs.

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