The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing that everything is a joke.

 

[deadlyric]

for only being a fictional character...

 

[Nukey]

...for not agreeing with this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjWPyDMk8k8&feature=channel_page

 

[Nukey]

...for not telling me how to embed the video

 

[ProfessorCinjent]

...for not googling it.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a Ph.D.

 

[Nukey]

......for being a muckraker

 

[Nukey]

....for not showing me what he's wearing

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for forcing me to bleach my eyeballs. And my brain.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making assumptions. Tim Curry in lingerie would cause this reaction in any sane human being.

 

[Nukey]

......for mentally scaring me

 

[CompanionCube]

......For getting scared so easily

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not having finished his sandwich yet.