The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being Canadian.

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing 600 000 is never enough.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a Russian ninja.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being Canadian.

 

[Empireth]

...for not being Canadian.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being stuck on auto-pilot.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for SYSTEM ERROR #34532. PLEASE RE-SET CHINCHILLA.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for NOT NOT NOT [HEADING=1]TOAST GOD!!![/HEADING]

SATAN!

 

[Empireth]

...for not resetting the Chinch.

[sup]Do you s'pose it'll explode this time?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for wanting to explode The Chinch.

[sup]MAYBE![/sup]