The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for his infamy.

 

[XJ-0461]

...for having a similar background colour in his avatar as the guy above him.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a birthday.

 

[XJ-0461]

...for ninja-ing me.

 

[XJ-0461]

...for knowing who Dave Grohl is.

Actually, that's not a bad thing.

 

[Azraellod]

for making up words.

[sup]trollness isn't a word.[/sup]

 

[Azraellod]

for eating a sandwich.

[sup]actually, it's normal for me to be awake right now, although only because i've now gone the entire night without sleep.
i'm sure i'm going to regret it.[/sup]

 

[XJ-0461]

...for going the whole night without sleep.

 

[Azraellod]

for thinking that i currently regret lack of sleep.

i may do later, but right now i regret nothing.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for using the word "considering".

 

[Azraellod]

for his own hypocrisy.