The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Pm0n3y]

...for not looking at my profile

 

[Sassafrass]

...for assuming people look at his profile.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...forebear.

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for...NO! NO MORE STUPID PUNS!!!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...forsooth.

 

[Pm0n3y]

*screams and ragequits browser*

 

[Magnatek]

For screaming and ragequitting the browser.

 

[Desert Warrior]

For being a Mushroom witch

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having had that same sandwich since June.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for eating 1000 sandwiches in a row.

 

[Desert Warrior]

For not knowing if you eat 1000 sandwiches you become King

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for usurping my throne.

 

[Desert Warrior]

For not Bowing to the King of the Escapist! -Knocks Last of the Chincillas on the ground-

Edit:I got ninja'd here we go

For being our glorious king!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for breaking the combo. Everyone is a troll here! EVERYONE!