The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

4003neR@
.emag nwo sih ta mih gnitaeb roF

99chtauqsaS@
!ajnin a gnieb roF

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having a Pandor.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

*hctiws spilF*

That's better.
For being an Ubermensch.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being able to switch between backwards speak and normal speak with ease.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "What? Can't everyone do that?"

 

[Ren3004]

... for having a bloody panda.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Pandor I choose you! Use Bite!"
*It was super effective!*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for summoning Pandor.

[sup]*Tackles Rex*[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For tackling Rex.

[sup]*Sends mustache army on sas*[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For all the violence.
[sup]Woot! Violence![/sup]
*Eats Sasquatch99, Lambi89 and the moustache army. Again.*
[sup]What? I'm hungry![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising I have my own army.

[sup]The Sassafrass Army![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For *Eats The Sassafrass Army!*
*Goes on a quest for cookies.*

 

[Lambi]

For eating us.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For somehow getting out in the first place.

 

[Lambi]

For not realising I taste really bad.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realising that I have a bad taste.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being eaten by the worlds fattest man.

[sup]Ladies and Gentleman, Mister FAT MAN!
Over there, behind the forklift.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realising that I ate everyone and everything (including all gods in existance).

 

[Sassafrass]

...for eating this guy.

[sup]Ladies and gentleman, Mr Conway Twitty.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Is that the video you wanted to use for the new Rick Roll?"