The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Hitman 43]

For being the first person to post on page 33.

 

[SimpleChimp]

For not using that remark on chinchilla's last post!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for plotting against me.

[sub]You'll never take me alive![/sub]

 

[Metric Monkey]

...for thinking we would take him alive, he's already (un)dead...?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for his reliance on the metric system.

 

[Teh_Doomage]

for not coming up with anything witty.

 

[Ren3004]

...for hating the metric system.

EDIT: ...for Ninja'ing me.

 

[Ren3004]

... for not using the power of the edit button.
[small]resistance is futile[/small]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a borg eclipse.

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for being an undead animal

 

[Teh_Doomage]

For using numbers in place of letters.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

...For wearing glasses.

 

[andrat]

...For not liking people wearing glasses

 

[JoshasorousRex]

... for not making sense

 

[XSA37]

For Looking like an androgynous Kratos.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for punching me.