The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for knowing the rule about people having to skip into Mordor.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "That rule only applies to the enemies of Evil. You see, it makes them easier to kill."

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being an enemy of everyone.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I'm not an Enemy of Everyone, because I'm not an enemy of Evil.
Oh Wait, I'm Evil.[sup]Who are you?[/sup]"

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for confusing the hell out of me.

[sup]I blame sleepiness. And Tom Cruise.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being confused.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for causing the zombie apocalypse.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "How did you know it was me?"

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not hiding your plans better.

[sup]You have diagrams taped to the walls with your signature on them.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Where is HUBILUB? I've got a legitimate reason to call him a troll now!"

@Chinchy
For "WHAT? I never tape my diagrams on walls and neither do I make them on paper. For each plan I build a temple and carve the diagrams into the walls, ceiling and floor in a Glyph-language only I know, and only the sight of those Glyphs drives others to insanity (or more insane)."

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not having a legitimate reason before.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I've had the reason for a few hours now, but I haven't seen him in the troll thread yet since I've had it."
EDIT: "Oh, you mean in other troll accusations?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having a new avatar.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For *Throws masterball*