The Guy above me is a troll because...

[VargRaev]

...For encouraging swearing.

 

[XJ-0461]

...for assuming that everybody loves swearing, when really, they love Raymond.

 

[Sassafrass]

..for assuming that everyone loves Raymond, when they love cookies and kittehs.

 

[Pm0n3y]

..for assuming that everyone loves Cookie & kittens, when they all love me.

 

[faceless chick]

..for having what appears to be a burning rainforest as an avatar, meaning he's a Bush supporter who loves himself.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for bringing politics to a forum game.

 

[Pm0n3y]

...For assuming i was a Bush supporter
...For Ninja'd-ing me

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being slow off the mark.

 

[Jaywebbs]

for not wanting to be stalked,

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being the first poster on Page 43 and for stalking me.

 

[Jaywebbs]

for having a weird Bigfoot fetish
[sup]and so it begins...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for EATING MY TOENAILS! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? WHAT THE HELL?!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not eating his own toenails. WHY WOULDN'T YOU????

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to make me eat my toenails!

[sub]But I'm full! I'M FULL! *sob*[/sub]

 

[Teh_Doomage]

For failing in the task of eating his toenails.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not eating his OWN toenails.

[sup]How can you criticize when you haven't eaten yours, hm?[/sup]

 

[Pm0n3y]

...For forcing a poor undead chinchilla to eat his toenails in the first place, starting this "toenail" chain
[sup]How Could You?! He Said he was full![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

..for making me feel guilty and making me eat my own toenails.

[sup]Hey...these taste quite good.[/sup]

 

[Jaywebbs]

For continuing this obsession with toenails