The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for wanting a contest of such a trivial nature.

[sub]When clearly I am the winner by default.[/sub]

 

[Ramthundar]

...for having something against Goats.
[sub]You got something to say, Goat hater?[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

..for being aggressive about his goaty-ness.

 

[Sassafrass]

..for saying something that's been said quite a few times before.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for breaking my legs and rendering me more useless than an empty tin can glued to a train.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for forgetting to mention I took your bones from your legs.

[sup] Check...I did ya know.[/sup]

 

[Ramthundar]

for stealing bones....and doing something...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not knowing what he's doing with the bones.

[sub]He's building a couch.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for somehow still typing when I took his arms in his sleep.

[sup]I'm a Ninja Sasquatch...who's next for a deboning?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for...just...for...RRRRRRRAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

[sup] I hate you...you're next.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being married to Margaret Thatcher.