The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for drinking paint thinner and chocolate.

 

[Neonbob]

...for extending the combat mission!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting to shorten the combat mission.
[sup]C'mon, those combat missions are the only fun I get around here![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for...shoes [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA].

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for exploding into fiery chunks of meat.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For exploding into fiery chunks of furby.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for exploding into fiery chunks of "ass-kicked-by-a-were-monkey".

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for expecting literacy from a chinchilla.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...fer wavin his fancee book-lernins in mah face!

[sup]Imma gonna get the shotgun, boy![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wearing a monocle...

 

[Lambi]

For swallowing magnets.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for BLU hair.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a RED paradox.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for ORANGE!

 

[Lambi]

For seeing GREEN!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having double-vision.
...for having double-vision.