The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for trying to keep someone off the forums and failing horribly.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being such a bad...everything.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not helping him be bullied.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a masochist.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a kinky S.O.B

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For sobbing.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "While there's children to make sad,
while there's candy to be had,
while pockets left to pick,
while there are granny's left to trip down the stairs,
I'll be there!"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for rubbing in the ninja.

[sup]Bad Goat! *Hits on nose with rolled up paper*[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For hitting Goat on the nose.

*TROUT-SLAP*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for hitting me in the face with a kipper, not a trout.

[sup]Kipper slap...[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

@Sas: For "Now get slapped with...a boot to the head!"

*BOOT-TO-THE-HEAD-SLAP*

@Goat: For being a NINJA!