The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Nomad]

... because he didn't put proper thought into his accusation.

 

[ILuvMichaelJackson]

... for posting above me.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for jumping on the bandwagon.

 

[ILuvMichaelJackson]

... for exploding the bandwagon.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing that the bandwagon's imaginary.

 

[omle]

...for not understanding the true symbollic power of the bandwagon

 

[ILuvMichaelJackson]

... for having an equal, if not greater, amount of imagination as me.

 

[Ren3004]

... for complimenting himself and the previous user at the same time.

 

[ILuvMichaelJackson]

... for realizing that was a compliment

 

[Ren3004]

... for joining on someone's birthday.

 

[ILuvMichaelJackson]

... for not realizing that every day is someone in the world's birthday

 

[Ren3004]

... for saying that with no proof.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for demanding proof from Michael Jackson.

[sub]That's a crime in some countries.[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

... for not specifying which countries. Now I'm worried the police will come knocking at my door.

EDIT: for being a ninja goat.

 

[Toty54]

...for being separated from his herd, filled with helium and launched into space

 

[Ren3004]

... for assuming I didn't trust you.

...for being a ninja cat
[sub]Seriously, what's with all the ninja animals lately?[/sub]