The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

For not knowing the rules don't apply to me!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "What rules?"

 

[Ren3004]

For 'all the rules!'

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for...'none of the rules'...?

 

[Ren3004]

For taking away all the fun.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "What are these 'rules' you speak of?"

 

[Neonbob]

...for sliding into home base without cleaning your shoes.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For saving the plankton.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not lighting them on fire like you promised!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For *Throws lots of Kalium into the sea.*
"There, a burning sea!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for having to be told what to do!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Shut up!"
*Blows up the planet*
"See? That's lots more efficient than nuking the whales one by one!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for overreacting. Everyone knows you shouldn't blow up the planet.

 

[Lambi]

For "Yeah. Then what's left to destroy?"

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting your feet into a cement block.

 

[Lambi]

For "It seemed like a good idea at the time."

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for working against the mob.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not using some foresight.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not using some backsight.

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting your sunglasses on inside out!