The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For wearing purple pants.
And for being a ninja.
A purple pants wearing ninja.

 

[Neonbob]

...for breaking a solemn vow to the great lord blarglethax.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For mistaking me with someone else.
The only vow I've made is to eradicate all that is good.

 

[Neonbob]

...for speeding up your own aging process.

 

[Neonbob]

...for greeting me just as I was gonna go play a game...

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For always starting your post in this thread in the same way.

 

[Lambi]

For working maximum work for minimum wage.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Wage? What wage?"

 

[Lambi]

For working for no money, apperantly.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for doing minimum work for maximum wage.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For doing no work for infinite wage.
[sup]You lucky [censored]![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being my boss that pays me that.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Yes, I pay you my wage times infinite.
Zero times infinite is still zero!"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a cheap bastard.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being in my cubical at work.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not having any traps set up in your cubical.