The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For resisting cake!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Don't worry. I've got other lies he won't be able to resist."

 

[Neonbob]

...for lying to the public!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For climbing the toilet!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting swords in the seat!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing they're lightsabers!

 

[Ren3004]

For ninja'ing me only to say what he's done to his pants.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For forgetting to mention sticky.

 

[Ren3004]

For forgetting to state that he also forgot to mention singed.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For forgetting that it's unnecessary to metion it's singed.
Everything is singed!

 

[Ren3004]

For not knowing I am not singed.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not noticing I put you on fire!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting fire in my shoes too!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking the fire.
BURN! BURN!

 

[Ren3004]

For burning his own money.

 

[Neonbob]

...for slapping people with skis.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking getting slapped with skis.

 

[Neonbob]

...for breaking my snow machine!