The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for poking my eye with a cattle prod.

 

[Lambi]

For stealing my pointy stick!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not cutting his heart out with a spoon as punishment for stealing your pointy stick!

 

[Neonbob]

...for grounding all the flights for a year!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I sent them all flying...
...with a Big Bang!!!!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not sending them flying in a better way.
Like a tornado cluster.

 

[Lambi]

For not suggesting a tornado cluster ON FIRE!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not thinking that would be EXTRA CREDIT!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing a tornado cluster isn't as powerful.
[sup]I mean the kind of Big Bang like the one at the beginning of this universe.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking the Big Bang has the fucking style of a cluster of fire tornadoes.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking it hasn't.
A puny tornado cluster is nothing compared to an explosion that still goes on almost 14 billion years after it started!

 

[Neonbob]

...for comparing that thing we cannot see to the sheer hilariousness brought up by A FIERY TORNADO.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not mentioning the fieryness of the tornado before.

 

[Neonbob]

...for missing this.

...for thinking the Big Bang has the fucking style of a cluster of fire tornadoes.

 

[Ren3004]

For letting him miss it.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Fire tornadoes may be fun, but they're still on too small a scale."

 

[Neonbob]

...for glossing over the fact that they're FIERY TUNNELS OF DOOM WIND.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not saying anything about the "of Doom" par earlier.
Sold.

 

[Neonbob]

...for taking so much time to be convinced.
[sup]I knew you'd see it my way.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For still not knowing I always us stuff labeled "of Doom".
I can sure use those Fiery Tornadoes of Doom in some kind of plan.