The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for completing ten quizzes.

 

[XJ-0461]

...for having a Left 4 Dead badge.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...is jealous of my Left 4 Dead badge.

 

[XJ-0461]

...for being a vagabond. A forum vagabond, that is!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for eating my dog.

 

[XJ-0461]

...for failing to see that he has no dog anymore, due to the fact that I ate it.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making me cry.

*sob*

 

[deathless14]

for continuing a conversation

 

[XJ-0461]

...for objecting to our conversation.

 

[Nukey]

...for assuming that im going to say don't feed the troll

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not saying, "Don't feed the troll."

[sub]That was too easy.[/sub]

 

[Nukey]

for having a matrix badge

 

[IDBash]

For wearing a ridiculous helmet that muffles his speech...

 

[Nukey]

.....*mumbles reason for IDBash being a troll however it is obscured by my helmet*

 

[Triforceformer]

because he is a nuke, which have been banned (I think) since World War II.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

because he uses insturuments as leaning posts.