The Guy above me is a troll because...

[ThreeWords]

... for lying

 

[ThreeWords]

... for thinking me that stupid

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being psychic.

 

[Sam G]

...for laughing at others misfortune, like a meanie.

 

[ThreeWords]

.. for never having tried being mean

[sup]Go on, kick a puppy! It's fun![/sup]

 

[Nomad]

... for mentioning rickrolls.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for resembling the big toe of my left foot. Not the right one, mind you.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having a cooler Avatar and user name then me.

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for being a psycho Sasquatch

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for looking like a building filled with burning popcorn.

 

[CompanionCube]

...For having a zombie mouse

 

[Zedzero]

...for being a well known troll.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having too many z's in his name.

 

[Sassafrass]

..for sort of repeating what Pm0n3y said.