The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a fan.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For fantasizing.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being fanatic.

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for using so many fan puns.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For lack of punctuation.

 

[Neonbob]

...for demanding some punctuation on a site famous for none.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being slow on the uptake.

 

[Neonbob]

...for making a gunpowder engine!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making a gunpowder plot!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For plotting the downfall of human civilization, with gunpowder!
[sup]There are easier ways to do it.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for using your pillows as a soulmate.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For getting it wrong. I use my pillow to steal souls.

 

[Neonbob]

...for filling gum with a really nasty flavor.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking the taste of Foie Gras.

 

[Neonbob]

...for eating another animal's poison filter!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not eating it.
[sup]Oh well. More for me![/sup]