The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for bending my spoon!

 

[Neonbob]

...for shifting into reverse really fast.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not shifting at all.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I drive at all.
[sup]I command the mothership.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for making a mothership and not a fathership.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For quoting fairy odd parents.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
[sup]There! Happy now?[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for calling me a quoter!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For denying it.
"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for breaking the damn site!!!

[sup]Happy now?![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For

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[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I need a valid argument.
Whatever I say is right, whatever disagrees with what I say is wrong.

"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough."

 

[Neonbob]

...for making another thread about the tech issues.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a thread about tech issues.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a a threat to tech issues.

"Cheese? milk's leap toward immortality."

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to promote immortality to children!