The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for "I blame my previous statement on lack of curly hair, then I'd be able to hate everything."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising it's 3am here so all stylists shall be in bed or having secks.

 

[Lambi]

For not having curly hair.
[sup]Like me![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising that may be different in roughly 12 hours.

 

[Lambi]

For not shaving your beard!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for knowing I haven't done that yet.

[sup]How the f**k did you know?[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For "I'm really psychic."

[sup]I was guessing. It was a 50/50 chance of you either having shaved it or not.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for talking about hitting babies with bats when I was not around!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "I thought we were selling it for $8.99?"

 

[Neonbob]

...for scalping tickets with Ka-Bar knives.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not using that knife to scalp kids!
[sup]Keep focus, Neon![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to make me focus on something that is second nature to me!
[sup]I hate focusing! Unless there is fire involved. Is there fire?[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For "There will be fire. Lots and lots of fire."