The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting me to hide the bodies instead of eating them.

 

[Neonbob]

...for eating an arm right off the corpse, instead of separating it like a good psycho.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not eating along.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not looking at the missing leg on that corpse.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I can't, it's missing."

 

[Neonbob]

...for failing to notice the blood trail into the kitchen, where I was cooking the leg.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For doing something that Smeagol disapproves.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not realizing that I killed smeagol with a bat last night.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For killing Smeagol.

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting lolcats in the thread!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not killing Frodo, however.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting him to kil Frodo.
[sup]Actually, the plot was going to be that Frodo was actually Sauron.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting mace in a bottle of visene!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Are you talking about a weapon"
[img="Image of a mace(Weapon)"]http://www.weaponsemporium.com/WE-Studded-Mace.jpg[/img]
"Or about Mace Windu"
[img="Image of Mace Windu"]http://www.padawansguide.com/mace/mace_insidercover.jpg[/img]
?

 

[Neonbob]

...for not thinking of the painful spray of HURT.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I'm always thinking of painful ways of torturing people."

 

[Neonbob]

...for not thinking more creatively.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "What would be more creative?"
EDIT: "Oh, I see, you mean creative as opposed to destructive!"

 

[Lambi]

For witchcraft.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting to burn me on a steak stake.