The Guy above me is a troll because...

[EricKINGS]

For being fireproof.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For knowing that.
[sup]I tried burning myself in 1354, it didn't work.
And that after all the trouble I went to get people to accuse me of witchcraft.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For wearing a water- and fireproof suit.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking my suit is water- and fireproof.
[sup]It's just me.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For "In that case, put some clothes on, I just burned them off you."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For burning off my clothes.
[sup]Damnit, those were a gift from Caesar for making it possible for him to conquer his empire.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For still not having put some clothes on.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Well, I'm waiting for someone new to make it possible for to conquer an empire..."

 

[Lambi]

For his noodly appandages.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Those aren't my appendages, they're from those people I ate earlier."

 

[Lambi]

For his god-like ego.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "There was a time when people build temples to worship me and feed my ego.
The best known one was called the Tower of Babel.
Unfortunately, while building it there were some communication problems.
These days there are only smaller cults. [sub]At least on this planet...[/sub]"

 

[Lambi]

For not using the tazer better.
*TROUT-TAZER*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For *TROUT-STEALSTHETAZER*

 

[Lambi]

For *TROUT-IALREADYHAVETHETAZER*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For *TROUT-THAT'SWHYISTOLEITFROMYOUANDATEIT*

 

[Lambi]

For *TROUT-HOWCANYOUSTEALWHATI'MALREADYHOLDINGINMYHANDSANDAMABOUTTOUSEONIDEALISTCOMMI*

 

[Ren3004]

For joining the name-changing bandwagon.