The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for blasting through the waiting line like a one man demo crew!

 

[Scde2]

For stealing my powah!

 

[Scde2]

For being a God warrior!

 

[Neonbob]

...for taking away my shotgun!

 

[Scde2]

For gargiles and slykicks!

 

[Neonbob]

...for sleeping into the night!
[sup]I'm still around.
I'm always around. Though I've been less vocal than usual. :-/
Ah well. G'night![/sup]

 

[reg42]

For being a blood suckin' freak show!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking the taste of blood!

 

[Scde2]

For disliking the taste of Pepsi!

 

[Neonbob]

...for dissolving your face!

 

[pennington]

for geting into bed with me

 

[Neonbob]

...for kicking me in the teeth because I sneezed too hard!

 

[Scde2]

For sneezing twice in a row! That's goddamm annoying!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I just dislike the taste of pepsi!
I also dislike the taste of Coca Cola Light and Zero, and also the taste of Red Bull!
For me only Real Coca Cola or 7-Up!

 

[Scde2]

For yelling at me! //_T