The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

...for delving into my psyche and coming out fragmented!

For fragmenting too many whales to count!

 

[Neonbob]

...for posting parts of dead hookers to my wall!

 

[Scde2]

...For leaving all of these tree clippings all over my bed!

 

[Roxas1359]

For scaring the hamsters to death with your Ban Hammer!

 

[Scde2]

For not wanting to enjoy my hamster pancakes!

 

[Neonbob]

...for popping up and bopping people with a stick!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

...for popping up and bopping people with a stick!

For the Whale equivalent of Waterloo!!

 

[Neonbob]

...for always equating me with these lovely things!

 

[Scde2]

For promising me neon but failing to deliver!

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing the deliveryman at gunpoint!
You know that's frowned upon!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

...for posting parts of dead hookers to my wall!

For breaking this library computer!

 

[Roxas1359]

You killed the hamsters!

 

[Neonbob]

...for blowing up my favorite sock store!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not having raised the hamsters as zombies yet!
Seriously, every time I come here, the hamsters are dead.

Though the captcha says they're "stuck in mud"...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For kicking up dust bunnies.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not expecting me to after all the time you've known me.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For always showing up when nobody expects you. It's predictable.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For giving me the urge to say this:
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

 

[thesilentman]

For being someone I don't recognize!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not recognizing me while I don't recognize y- hey, is that Alphonse Elric?