The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for rendering the internet useless!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

...for rendering the internet useless!

For failing to thank Topaz right here!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

SNIP

For failing to finish off the whales! D:<

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting such lofty goals on me and hoping I'll hobby myself into boredom!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

...for putting such lofty goals on me and hoping I'll hobby myself into boredom!

For not being the underwater slayer I thought you were!

 

[Neonbob]

...for forgetting I've got other things to do now! I can't spend all day on my cruisers just nuking away!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being that guy. You know the one.

 

[Barbas]

He lives in a place that sounds like "Sasquatch". That's so trollin'.

 

[Neonbob]

...for usurping a false idol's position!

 

[Fraught]

...for being a part of the double team who are beating the completely decomposed corpse of a dead horse that is this thread, very persistently, I might add.

 

[Neonbob]

...for letting things go without me for so long and not even sending a card!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

...for letting things go without me for so long and not even sending a card!

For the Tigerfish equivalent of Trafalgar!

...for being a part of the double team who are beating the completely decomposed corpse of a dead horse that is this thread, very persistently, I might add.

For daring to show up in this thread with such a great avatar!

 

[Neonbob]

...for blaming the incoming destruction of Greenland on the commies!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For many, many reasons!

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to let me see the fancy new posts!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

... for CHEEEEEEEESE.

For refusing to share.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not indulging my bullshit! Or telling me you'd posted!
Or just breathing in general!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For having THAT avatar.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

SNIP

For breaking this thread by changing his avatar.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being unable to spell "necromancer" without "romance".