The hardest game you've ever played

[Simriel]

For me?
THE GAME

Oh for fuck's sake! Curse you Hanna for telling me about The Game. I've lost count of the number of times I've lost and I shall never, ever win!!!

I have made so many people loose the game i believe i may win it.

Is that how you win it? In the version I play you can only win if you think about it while you're having sex, because who's seriously thinking about The Game when they're having sex? Hence the whole 'no winning' problem.

Come on. I think i have pretty much made an entire forum loose. I deserve some points for that.

Don't get me wrong, that was pretty kickass and Hanna and I both laughed about it today as we always love to see new ways of making people lose (One of our favourites so far was a guy who paid a skywriter to put YOU LOST THE GAME in the sky above a crowded beach at the height of summer) but by the way I play you can only win/get points for thinking about The Game during sex.

Ah, what the hell: Have 50 points ^____^

Thank you. And you may have a hug and a cookie.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Um... Mirrors Edge because my copy of the game was damaged and had gamebreaking glitches

It's fairly unplayable even without the glitches...

 

[spuddyt]

I wanna be the guy the movie the game, one of those games where it is DESIGNED to kill you, with fake difficulty, real difficulty and all difficulties in between... (it is also the only game to make me fear a pixelated mike tyson who looks like he's part of the background)

 

[jeremyTH]

Heart of Darkness for the PS1.

 

[Quistnix]

ROM CHECK FAIL link [http://www.farbs.org/games.html]
Because of the pure randomness (and some awesome 8-bit and earlier flashbacks)

 

[setsunafseiei]

Boulder Dash from waaaay back or Burning Rubber also from waaaay back!

 

[YuheJi]

I remember playing Commandos 3, which is insanely difficult if you don't know what to do (it doesn't exactly tell you either).

 

[Dark-Dreymer]

For me?
THE GAME

Oh for fuck's sake! Curse you Hanna for telling me about The Game. I've lost count of the number of times I've lost and I shall never, ever win!!!

I have made so many people loose the game i believe i may win it.

Is that how you win it? In the version I play you can only win if you think about it while you're having sex, because who's seriously thinking about The Game when they're having sex? Hence the whole 'no winning' problem.

Come on. I think i have pretty much made an entire forum loose. I deserve some points for that.

Don't get me wrong, that was pretty kickass and Hanna and I both laughed about it today as we always love to see new ways of making people lose (One of our favourites so far was a guy who paid a skywriter to put YOU LOST THE GAME in the sky above a crowded beach at the height of summer) but by the way I play you can only win/get points for thinking about The Game during sex.

Ah, what the hell: Have 50 points ^____^

Thank you. And you may have a hug and a cookie.

Yay for the cookie \o/

 

[Darmort]

Call of Duty 2. Far too many grenades.
Also I'm tempted to say Halo 3, although that's only because I have an unshakable urge to smash the controller whenever I play it, thus making it incredibly hard...

 

[The Black Adder]

I'm going to have to say Journey to Silius for NES. I was so awesome at that game when I was like 6 but now I tried to play it and I can't beat the 2nd boss without cheating. That and Saga Frontier.

 

[Insomniaku]

Ninja Gaiden 2 on hardest

 

[Imbros]

Geometry Wars, I don't know exactly why but I always have a hard time getting anywhere in that game. Don't think my brain is geared up for it. But it's also a game I frequently replay to see whether I might be in the mood for it, has never happened though...

 

[Johnmw]

Final Fantasy Tactics: War of the Lions. The amount of grinding and the wildly swinging difficulty curve made it too easy to be stuck in impossible battles. Amazing game tho...

 

[goater24]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: F-Zero on the Gamecube. It was inhuman.

It totally was, I mastered F-Zero on the n64. So getting my ass handed to me on that one was a total shock. Hmm when I move I might have to give it another crack. Joker Cup is daft.

 

[JBarracudaL]

I Wanna Be The Guy.

 

[SithLibrarian]

Heavenly Sword - I've never seen so many cheap hits and difficulty spikes in a good while.