These are all great guys, keep contributin'
I have another one now, inspired from the 'the dickhead friend'
I have this well, no friend of mine but a friend of a friend, who is the biggest jackass I've ever had the misfortune to know. He's ignorant, vile, stupid, rude, spoilt, self and socially awkward. We went into town today infact, and in MacDonalds he fires straws at people we don't know and when the guy asks for his order he says in his shitty Italian - American accent "I don't know, suprise me,"
We go into gamerbase (a place where you play games, lol) and he buys an hour there, but only gets a controller for himself and expects us to pay for ourselves for a game we all want to play. after a while of us begging him to get more controllers, all of them run out. So now were sat there watching him play fucking Soul Caliber 4. half an hour now and these guys other us to play Fifa and guess fucking who wants to play first. He looses badly and now those guys dont want to play with us anymore. while he was playing he shouted stuff like "Your shit!" and "HAHA your gay!" trying to be funny. And when these kids tell him to go away he says "Fucking pakis," sorry, but im just saying what he said. After a while we get the game we want and we play for a while, not problems with him suprisingly. Then he fucking farts right next to a guy we dont know. then stands up and stands infront of their TV and causes a huge fuss.
We get asked to leave. long story short we gome home and tell him to fuck off. If i wanted to go into detail i would tell you about how he says racist remarks incredibly loud and how he spends 10 minutes picking a car on blur, how he constantly speaks to me and invites himself to peoples birthday parties just because im there. Hes the single most fucking annoying person i know, and he makes me feel like im a worse person because of how much i dislike him. Im sorry for this post escapists, but if you got to know him, i gurantee you will feel the same way.